Dog's Day Out

Hi everyone! *wags tail* My name is Kelly. I'm rinnah's doggie and I heard from her that Giddy Tiger wanted to know seven random things about me. So she very kindly let me guest post on her blog to answer GT. Uhm... where shall I start? I dunno wor... this is my first time blogging. A little help please? *looks up at rinnah* No? I have to do this on my own? Okie, so here goes nuthin'!

1. I am afraid of thunder and firecrackers. Very very afraid. I will whimper and whine and scratch at the door to ask my humans to let me in. But they don't. *whine* So instead I have to find my own shelter and security in my towels where I bury my head so that I don't see and hear the lightning and thunder.

2. I am a very discerning dog. Rinnah says I have a royal palate, whatever that is. I don't like to eat dog biscuits. I prefer human food. BBQ chicken, roast chicken, teriyaki chicken, percik chicken, fried chicken, KFC.... yum. And I make my humans buy me a packet of roast chicken rice every Saturday. Am I smart or what? And I don't even have to beg. Hehehe.

3. I am a bit confused about my species. I think I am a cat. Because I eat cat biscuits and not dog biscuits. But I still behave doggish-ly when I chase rinnah's adopted stray cats on the road. But that's just because I'm jealous she / rinnah's mum feeds them with MY cat biscuits. And they talk to the cats and stroke them and sayang them. Hey, what about me? I'm the pet of the house, remember?

4. I am the most cheong-hei dog in the neighborhood. Long after any strangers have come and gone, I will still be running up and down the house compound barking. Sometimes my humans tell me to shut up, but sometimes they let me bark. I think they're confused. And when I try to tell them what's happening outside, they say, "Kelly, be quiet. Enough barking. Stop."

5. I am a good girl. I will not venture beyond my kingdom unless there is a leash involved. Or there is a cat outside. Then I will cast caution to the winds and pursue that cat! Yes, but I only know how to chase and I can't fight. It's true! I got bested by a kitten before. But that's just because I was merciful. Yeah.

6. I am a reality show million dollar prize winner! I dunno how much this is worth in dog food, but I figure it's gotta be a lot. Rinnah says I should give it all to her and her parents because it costs so much to feed me. And to replace the pots that I accidentally knock over sometimes. And the plants of rinnah's mum that I destroyed as a puppy. And because I scratched her car when I put my long long claws on the door in my excitement to greet her when she came back from work one day. *sad* But anyway, I got my million dollars because I outwitted, outplayed and outlasted my nine other siblings. Ultimate Survivor! Woof!

7. Oh and I didn't want to put this down, but rinnah insisted. I am... *whispers* going to be a senior dog in 20 days time. *covers eyes with paws* Nope. Not admitting to my age. I'm still young. Only seven years old. Still available. Still wanted. See that neighbor's male dog there? He keeps on coming around, whether I'm on heat or not. Oops. Did I just say that out loud? *slinks away to hide amongst the flowerpots*

*peeps out from hiding place*

One last thing before I go. Rinnah says I'm supposed to tag someone with this tag. Huh? Like dog tags? Or like playing tag and saying "you're it"? I'm a real pro at playing tag. Woof! So I tag my fellow canines...

Ah Boy - Ah Boy, Ah Boy
Liucas

Buh bye, everyone!